You Know You're a Protein Junkie When...
- the only meat in your refrigerator is chicken
- you choose your groceries according to protein content not taste or cost
- the only nutritional info you can read on a foreign food item is the word or characters for 'protein' (I can pick this out on a Chinese food label)
- you no longer notice how bad that protein shake of supplement powder and water tastes
- you go to a restaurant with friends and they order grilled chicken and steamed vegetables for you.
- you forget to bring your daily protein shake in a flask to work and everyone asks you if you need help looking for it
- you eat all of the food you cooked for a potluck party and nobody else's for fear of contamination from high carb/high fat dishes
- you think your protein bar tastes infinitely better then a Snickers bar
- your idea of the perfect full English breakfast is eggs, bacon, fried bread, mushrooms, grilled tomato, sausage, black pudding, baked beans providing the eggs have no yolk; the bacon is grilled; the fried bread, sausage and black pudding are binned (put in the trash).
- your friend tells you what they had for lunch and you automatically start calculating how many grams of protein was consumed in your head
- you know that the beef patties at McDonald's have a higher protein content then the McChicken Sandwich chicken patties.
- you have friends over for dinner but you cook yourself a different high-protein meal from what you cook for them.
- everyone you know avoids eating with you for fear of you preaching the merits of a high protein diet
- what everyone else calls a coffee break, you call your protein shake/bar break
- your friends stock protein supplements at their homes just for you in case you make a visit
- all of your gym vests have a name and logo of a particular sports supplement you bought in the past
- the first thing you consume when you wake is a protein shake
- the last thing you consume before bed is a protein shake
- if you wake up in the middle of the night, you take the opportunity to gulp down a protein shake
- the sales person at your local electrical home wares store tries to sell you another blender every time you go to buy batteries
- you take your blender on vacation or business trips with you
- you'll try blending anything into a shake as long as the protein content is high enough
- you have to buy eggs every other day
Add any more you think of in the comments, thank you!
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posted by Adam at
12:33 PM
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